Otuoke Is That Way

Oh Otuoke, Roll out the red carpet for your son returns and to paraphrase the immortal words of his wife ‘No be only him waka come’. The tenure of Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is coming to an end. Say what you will about the man and I am not here to bash him or his tenure, I’ll leave that to you dear reader. I am here to celebrate the end of one of the most wilding entertaining pantomime villains in the history of Nigeria, the Incomparable Dame Patience. She was funny without even trying or knowing. We have all made fun of her and her sayings. Her catch phrases are the stuff of legend and will never be forgotten whether she is reminding us of our creator (Dearis God o), or just reminding you of your civic duty (Pless ya hand) or just random nuggets of comedy gold, ‘na only you waka come’ (my personal favourite) or giving a new pronunciation to umbrella, she is the inadvertent source of comedy that just keeps on giving. And now with her husband’s tenure coming to an end, I for one will miss her wildly reckless statements.
The good thing is that whilst Dame always made us laugh, the laughter was more often than not, never for the right reasons and now Nigerians have spoken and it is our earnest hope that the decision we have made to elect General Buhari as the next president of this great republic, will make us laugh regularly for all the right reasons; just as this blogsite aspires to do. The Comedy Industry will badly miss Dame Patience Jonathan!!! God bless Nigeria

Mc Danni B and friends

Several times this very creative young guy had made Aguda and it's environment stand still with his well packaged Music and Comedy Party. Mc Danni B is doing it again and this time he's doing it during the much celebrated Easter period.

It's EASTER BUSTERS with MC Danni B and Friends. (6 hours Non stop party)

Music » Dance » Comedy from Top Comedians and Musical Artistes

Time: 3:00PM prompt.
Date: Easter Sun 5th of April 2015
Venue: Pulville Boulevard Hotel,
No. 7 Irone Avenue, Aguda,
SuruLere, Lagos
Gate Pass: Ladies 500 | Guys 1000
Enquiry: 07089220901, 08186968990

Happy Birthday Femi Edwards

It's the Birthday of the big boss (Publisher, Comedy+ Magazine) and here's what his Abel Asogba aka Mc Ayanfe has to say about him:

Destiny brought us together since childhood,
Grew up and enjoyed the company of each other
Today he is a year older and what a Joy am here
To share in your day

A leader who has clear sight of the future
A boss who serves his staffs
A champion who has won many battles
An entrepreneur who is dogged in taking risks
A mentor with excellence on all ground

Today, I don't know of any gift to give you
Indeed am humble to celebrate you
On your birthday
May this day bring you true Joy and more Success

Happy Birthday

Oluwafemi Edwards,

From Ayanfe Abel Asogba

Owen Gee Revolution

He's funny, witty, spontaneous and very creative. Talk of Comedy skit production, he's an expert; Standup Comedy, he's a guru and he's not an average when it comes to acting cos he's also good at it. The self acclaimed President of The Paripopo Republic is a year older today. And he (Owen Gee) has this pics of revolution to share. Comedy+ Magazine celebrates you sir

Jokes

A Nigerian mother was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters get married the same year, so she called them after the wedding and told them

 "Dont forget to text me your first night experience and text it in code"

So....... after a week, the 1st daughter texted

"NESCAFE"

and the next week the 2nd daughter text

"BENSON"

the mother being an intelligent woman went to get a Nescafe tin and read the label

"fantastic till the last drop"

 went to her husband's pack of Benson cigarette and read
"Extra long, king size"

she smiled and said "not bad for their ages".

After the next week, the 3rd daughter texted

"NAIROBI to MOMBASA",

the mother then called Kenya airways helpdesk to enquire about their Nairo-Mombasa flight and they replied

"it's 3times daily, 7days a week, and the flight duration is  75mins".

The mother fell down and shouted.

"igweeeeeeeee!!! This one will  kill my daughter yoooooooh...............

Identifying your purpose

STRATEGIES: Identifying your purpose
The word purpose is simply the reason(s) for the existence of thing - living and non living. In the life of human, it is referred to as the divine assignment that God has given every individual to do on this earth. This assignment is about providing solution to a problem that exists in an aspect of life - sports, politics, entertainment, banking and finance, engineering etc. God has created every human with a purpose and mandate to fulfill on earth. It is therefore left to everyone to identify his or her purpose and then walk in line with it because "when purpose is not defined, abuse is inevitable". The potentials that God has deposited in every man differ from one another and they are there for the fulfilment of a PURPOSE.
What is Purpose??
P - Power for Living
U - Understanding the reason for living
R - Readiness to define it is a step towards achievement
P - Potential is rough handled without it (purpose)
O - Opportunity is misused without it (purpose)
S - Solicitor of aspiration
E - Expect nothing in its absence.
The discovery of one's potential on earth is like a profitable exploitation into a goldmine and the following steps are necessary:
Look upward - trust God for directions
Look inwards - to discover what you enjoy doing
Look around - to see the application of your abilities in solving people's need
Make a move - don't just watch, put your ability into creative use

The discovery, exploitation and development of one's purpose on earth is the key towards becoming a successful entrepreneur and leader in life. Live your life to fulfill destiny.

Oluwafemi Edwards
@femi_edwards07

Laffdoctor Presents Laff Alive

At the premier edition of Femi Edwards Organized "The GrandMaster Concert" which held at Muson Centre in 2014, one of the acts that stole the show and made the participants yearning for more was the multi talented and proactive comedian called LAFFDOCTOR. He performed with great energy thrilling the audience with his hilarious jokes, comic displays and spontaneous delivery. LAFFDOCTOR is an award winning stand up Comedian, Actor as well as a Corporate Master of Ceremony (MC)who has performed on several comedy stages,events and churches within Nigeria and beyond among which include StandUp Nigeria,Comedy Goes to Church, Laff 4 Change etc. He was winner of King of the Hood Talent Hunt, Joker of the year competition and made it as the only comedian to the finals of Nigeria Got Talent reality TV Show Season II. He also featured in the popular sekem video.

LAFFDOCTOR is set to thrill his fans, friends and clients to moments of fun as he hosts his Comedy Show tagged "LAFF ALIVE". LAFF ALIVE is a comedy show aimed at bringing people from all works of life together in a cool and conducive environment for the purpose of good laughter and to relief stress. LAFFDOCTOR will be doing what he knows how to do best with the support of other great comedians, some of which are: Emeka Smith, Shakara. Notin Do Me, Acapela, Still Ringing, Shaggi, Pencil, Saco, Ajebo, Benjy D Joke, Kesh Ofuobi, D Flex and lots more. Below are details:

Date: Sunday 8th March 2015

Venue: Christ Chosen Church of God. Ebute meta branch.

Anjorin Close, Olokodano.

Time: 4pm (red carpet); show starts 5pm

Gate: Free

Enquiry: 08096750244, 08126346670

See you there